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26 November 2008 @ 12:07 am

I've been made a third key! Haha, their promises we not empty and I am in fact jubilent. And the picture above is in fact my key! To the store!  Haha victory is mine!

And on top of that, Dr. Pittelli is leaving!! Leaving!  He "requested" a transfer.

And Rene seems to think I'm going to get an uber raise. I think he's just getting my hopes up, but I'm a sucker and am excited. I will find out about the raise sometime in between tomorrow and Friday. They want to keep me on my toes, I think.
Current Mood: jubilantjubilant
Current Music: Avenue Q - Life Outside Your Apartment
19 November 2008 @ 12:06 am
You hear about happy endings in the movies, but you never really see them.  But oh boy can I see it.  I can even taste it. 

By the way, it tastes like cherry cheesecake.
Current Mood: ecstaticecstatic
08 September 2008 @ 11:36 pm
I hate when people ask just how much I'm loving college.  Because really what do they want me to say?  That I hate it beyond explanation.  That every time I turn around some how I keep getting fucked over.  How I can't get into classes, how I've wiped out every account and maxed out every card to pay for classes and still can't buy books? That it hurts so very much just to walk on campus because I don't really belong there?

Or how the school keeps making it obvious, but I just can't seem to accept it.

No they want to hear how great it is. How fucking great it is.

Its not. All I do is go from school to getting the kids to work. I don't have to money to buy my books for Pima. The U of A owes me $400, but they have no idea where it is or when I can get it. I might be able to get another loan but its questionable for when and I'm not holding my breath.

I can't breathe. I'm so overwhelmed right now and I'm so tired of trying. I think I reached or maybe even exceeded my capacity with my AA and vast knowledge of retail.

And my headphones broke today.  What the fuck is that?
Current Mood: sadsad
Current Music: Matthew Good Band - Running for Home
15 April 2008 @ 10:22 pm
I finished my book!

I'm a novelist!
Current Mood: accomplishedaccomplished
Current Music: We the Kings - Check Yes Juliet
31 January 2008 @ 06:50 pm
You know whose a realy really bad actor and who should just stop forever.

Hayden Christienson. 

He's such a whiner.
16 January 2008 @ 11:07 am

Current Mood: jubilantjubilant
Current Music: Wishes!
01 September 2007 @ 02:29 pm
So for the election there is no offical Democrat candidate, there is only a write-in named Michael Toney. No I have heard nothing about who this Toney is, so I didn't vote for him. But other people have.

He's a HOMELESS MAN! He lives in a homeless shelter! He's trying to get voted for mayor!

I can't wrap my head around this. A homeless man is the only person running under democratic party. And people are voting for him.
Current Mood: anxiousflabbergasted
01 September 2007 @ 12:00 pm
In the idea that being gay is a flick of an on off switch, I would like to propose that I am just a giant dimmer switch. And it makes me giggle.
Current Location: Library
Current Mood: thoughtfulThinking deep
Current Music: High School Musical 2 - Your are the music in me
I couldn't help but post it. I was laughing so hard.

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the Leak Guard Core(tm) or Dri-Weave(tm) absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favourite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call "an inbred hillbilly with knife skills." Isn't the human body amazing?

As Brand Manager in the Feminine-hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers' monthly visits from "Aunt Flo". Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behaviour. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy!

The point is, sir, you, of all people, must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words:

"Have a Happy Period."

Are you fuc*ing kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing, happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything "happy" about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walmart armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory. For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like "Put Down the Hammer" or "Vehicular Manslaughter Is Wrong", or are you just picking on us?
Current Mood: giddylaughing my ass off
Current Music: High School Musical 2 - Bet on it
22 August 2007 @ 11:24 pm
"Could you remind me of a time when we felt so alive?
Do you remember that?
Do you remember that?"
Current Mood: indifferentindifferent
Current Music: Paramore - Franklin